A friend sent me this and I thought I'd share

Racers Tool Kit

You need only 3 tools to fix your race car.......

WD-40
Duct Tape
Hammer (4 sizes...small, medium, large and OH my frckin' god)

If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape. If the duct tape won't hold it, beat it with the hammer till it won't move and then use more duct tape.
If you can't fix it with the hammer, then you have an electrical problem.

... Priceless!